who will cut our hair when we're gone ?

Don't ask where I got these,
I found them all randomly & saved them in my computer somewhere.
Feel free to take any of them.

"baby you got some tape?
because I'm totally ripped"

"boobs are sort of like, Nintendo.
you get bored pretty quick if you own a set,
but it's fun to go over and play with a friend's."

"Yeah they talk about her.
She just smiles like she’s tough.
She says “hey, can you talk a little louder?
I don’t think my heart is broken enough.”"

"There's no such thing as destiny.
There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't.
Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people."

"I CAN SHOOT A LASER OUT OF MY COCK"

"You tie the rope - I'll kick the fucking chair"

"close the door.
lock it tight.
let them know you're safe tonight.
turn on the song that means the most.
believe i'm there and hold me close."

"Say no to pants.
Pants give you cancer."

"life is too short for complications, so try to keep it simple."

"FRIENDS ARE LIKE BUTTCHEEKS
SHIT MAY SEPARATE THEM
BUT THEY ALWAYS COME BACK TOGETHER"

"I can't promise that I'll solve all your problems,
but I will promise you won't have to go through them alone"

"you're screaming at the air
' i don't even care! '
and all the air is whispering
' who do you think you're fooling? '"

"You dont have to fight back
heres a pillow, so bitch,
bite that."

"She never was the best
Not following the trends
Life is just a test
Live with no regrets"

"With a face like yours, who needs a heart"

"before you judge me, take a good look at you.
fuck, don`t you have anything else to do?
seems to me your a little slow to understand
ingnorance and jealousy go hand in hand."

"you dont like me?
there`s really nothing i can do
news flash bitch.
I dont live to please you."

"sweetheart; lets not c o n f u s e
hate with jealousy."

"This place is like Hollywood,
Everyone knows who you are,
Who you're with and What your doing.
And if they don't, They make it up."

"From Crushed To Crushing With Excessive Blushing."

"Without the mask;
Where will you hide?
You cant find yourself;
Lost in your lies."

"I feel so violated... do it again.."

"Just when I finally got the courage
to close the door,
I find out you've crawled in
through an open window.
and it's my own fault cause i left it open"

"baby dont be gentle
i can handle anything"

"we'll just put a brown paper bag over your face"

"make love, not war.      condoms are cheaper than guns."

"test your trigger;test our gun; hand in hand we run;"

"Get ready to write this down, Im about to speak."

"IF I WERE A BOOB, I'D SQUEEZE MYSELF..."

"don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"growing old may be mandatory, but growing up is optional, and I simply choose not to."

"i want to be your favorite hello
&& your hardest goodbye "

"the only way i could ever hurt you is by holding your hand too tight"

"A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside, so, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside, out?"

"life's like phtography, you use the negatives to develop"

"stop the world, I want to get off."

"You'd Be A Murderer
Or Maybe Just A Whore"

"We'll be remembered more for what we destroy,
than what we create. "

"promise me. that's all I want. just a promise that you will never
forget me. tell me i changed you somehow. let me know that I had an
impact on your life. promise me that you will always remember me."

"losing you was hard enough, but i don't want to go on knowing i meant
absolutely nothing to you"

"its not about how long you live, but how well you do"