who will cut our hair when we're gone ?

I found this absolutely disgusting...
ugh.
just read it.


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a NEWFY so I must be stupid.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a FEMBOY so I MUST NOT have a penis.
I'm "NOT MODEL SIZE" so i MUST be fat.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so i MUST be super religious
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm an ATHLETIC GIRL so i MUST be a wanna-be man
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be cocky and good at soccer.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm BRITISH so i MUST always have tea and crumpets
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a stupid ditz....(Natural Hair Color)
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm a TEENAGER so i MUST always steal from the 7-11
I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GETTING A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.-want 2
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be into all of them
I'm a RUGBY chick so i must be lesbian/huskey.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I`m PANAMANIAN, so I MUST look better and have ppl who wanna be me.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm TAKEN, so I MUST not hangout with other boys/girls.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST eat rice everyday
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI/OPENMINDED so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I'm a ROCKER, so I MUST want sex and drugs 24/7.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I listen to AFI, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND so i MUST be Bi or Lesbian
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm GAY so I MUST love PINK